Rachel’s parents were driving to a music festival in Santa Fe when she overheard the conversation about her Uncle Roy. Uncle Roy who, up to that point, she’d known nothing of. Her mom said he was kicked out of the family when he got caught playing diddly winks with the gardener’s son. Her mom said he worked the truck stops somewhere over in Texas, that he was a favorite because he could take his teeth out, because his blowjobs were all gums. That stuck in Rachel’s mind, the blowjobs were all gums part, because she imagined it had something to do with candy and bubbles.